Big Data Humor: Top 10 Ways You Know You’re a Data Scientist

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humor_top10Called the “sexiest job of the 21st century” by the Harvard Business Review, here is a whimsical top 10 list, courtesy of the FICO Labs Blog, of ways you can tell if you’re a data scientist. David Letterman eat your heart out!

10. You think … “So much data, so littl…”

9. You know what heteroscedasticity is.

8. Your best pick-up lines all include the word “moneyball.”

7. You look at your grocery bill and try to predict what you will buy next.

6. You think data scientists are cool… and you have a theorem to prove it.

5. The numbers talk back.

4. Counting sheep keeps you up at night.

3. You know where all the insights are buried.

2. You have a Kolmogorov-Smirnov hangover.


1. You crunch numbers for breakfast.



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